can someone explain the eggplant joke to me

It doesn’t really have a beginning..just the punchline.


mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(via i-amahopelesswanderer)


Alejate de la gente que te da ganas de lastimarte. Que desaparezcan de tu vida para siempre.

Gaining weight is so difficult and exhausting. I’d almost say it’s impossible for me, but I don’t give up.
Some day, some day

Should I cut my bangs or not? I don’t want it because then I’d have to be ironing all the time (my hair is wavy, even though it doesn’t seem), but I want a change.
Perhaps, I don’t know, I’m bored of my hair anyway